Montag, 31. Dezember 2007

Mayday, mayday, mayday: Engine failure in modern airliners

By definition, an engine failure at an airplane is a hazardous thing. Compared to a car, which you can stop alongside of the rode and you’re fine, you can’t just stop an airplane in mid-air and call for help. This means the pilot has to deal with the situation in-flight and still keeping situational awareness – flying the aircraft and avoiding physical contact to anything more solid than the air it flies in. This requires a big deal of training, and also is one of the many reasons why professional pilots generally are well-paid labourers.
Back to the engine failure. There are many reasons why an engine of a plane seizes duty:
In the golden days, when airliners had huge piston engines with propellers attached to, the most common reason was fatigue of material. Just imagine: 18 pistons per engine, moving back and forth several thousand times per minute, something’s got to brake sooner or later. Today’s jet engines only have rotating parts, therefore fatigue is not such a big issue anymore.
Another reason may be lack of fuel. Mostly this results out of miscalculation in the planning stage of the flight, although there reportedly are cases when fuel-leaks occurred in modern airplanes.
But the most common reason for engine failure at modern airliners is given to pilots by mother nature’s own creatures: Birds.
Let’s have a closer look at that case. This is a modern jet engine:



It’s a widely used CFM56 engine, attached to such planes as the Boeing 737 and some versions of the Airbus A32X series. This type of engine is called a ‘high bypass turbofan jet’. High bypass meaning, that the turbofan in front of the engine – the thing that’s visible if you look at the engine from the front, here colored light blue – leads most of the air alongside of the combustion area. The bypass air is being accelerated and then mixes with the air coming from the combustion area. In modern jet engines this bypass air produces up to 80% of the total thrust in flight. And when the bypass airflow mixes up with the hot air coming from the combustion part - red - it also reduces the noise of the engine.
Another very convenient thing the front fan does is acting as a centrifuge, when something gets sucked into the engine that’s not air. We’re basically talking about water (rain) and ice (hail). The CFM56 engines have been extensively tested on that, and so far no-one managed to extinguish the combustion fire inside the engine with water.
Birds are a different story: Some of them are big and heavy enough to make it into the combustion chamber, causing mayhem in there. Although the front fan works a bit like a food processor and slices the bird into little pieces, the engine still gets ripped apart and can explode. In the temperate climate zone birds don’t fly very high. So the most likely moment to ‘catch’ a bird with such an engine is during take-off and landing. The landing isn’t much of a problem: The aircraft is about to touch down soon anyway, and the engines don’t run at very high power. The take-off is the critical moment: The engines are running at full power – well almost, but that’s another story – and the aircraft might already be too fast to stop on the remaining runway: Beyond a certain speed (V1) the pilot has to take-off, no matter what.
The deal is: Bring the aircraft to a save flight-level, stabilize its condition, and then deal with the problem. But the pilot doesn’t face an impossible challenge: Engineers have been thinking about the problem already. And here’s the solution: Modern airliners are able to take-off and climb to a save flight-level even when loosing half of their thrust at V1 speed.
I’m sorry for this very long introduction, but I think it explains what’s happening exactly in this video: Bird-strike at Manchester airport. The engine explodes and the plane instantly looses 50% of its propulsion, yet still the pilots react very calmly to it. This is not a fake, it’s been filmed with a video camera connected to an radio-scanner. Enjoy – and remember next time you sit in an airliner: Your pilots are highly trained professionals, and the equipment is extremely reliable and redundant.



Sonntag, 4. November 2007

Wild Pork Sirloin on Hay with Mushrooms and Pasta – for 4 hungry people

Autumn. The ‘Time of Plenty’. I really love that season. Not only for the foggy and cool weather after a hot summer. But also because the variety of fresh food is bigger than at any other time of the year.

Here’s a recipe I’ve tried out just recently. Sorry for the missing pics: Normally I cook alone and then I don’t think of taking pictures as well...

This is what you need:

800g Pork Sirloin, whole pieces
Salt
Pepper
Hay

600g mixed Mushrooms
2 little Onions

Butter
2dl Cream
1dl White Wine

500g fresh Pasta

Prepare as many sheets of aluminium foil as you have Sirloin pieces, big enough to wrap the pieces. Cover each of the foils with hay. Preheat the oven up to 180° C.
Spice the Sirloin pieces fairly with salt and pepper, then sear them for 3 minutes in a cast iron pan with little olive oil. Wrap the pieces in the hay and the Sirloin pieces and roast them in the oven. After 25-30 minutes take them out and let them rest for another 10 minutes. Then unwrap the Sirloin and wipe off all the hay.

Brush the mushrooms and cut them into pieces. Peel and chop the onions. Melt the butter in a cast iron pan until it boils, then put the mushrooms in. Stir gently, so they don’t get burnt. After two minutes put the chopped onions in and wait until they glaze over. Now pour the wine, and when it’s boiling pour the cream. Let boil until the consistency is right.

Prepare the pasta, then serve all together. Decorate the table with fresh grapes and figs. You can add leaves and maroons as well. Enjoy the meal.

Some advice from my side:

You can get hay from a local farmer, they feed the cattle with it. Normally they can spare one bag of it, a cow eats a lot more of it every day. Also pet shops have hay, but there you have to pay for it. If you want to take fresh grass and dry it, lay it in the sun. Don’t store the hay in a plastic bag, paper is ok, fabric is perfect.

Depending on the size of the pig, a piece of Sirloin is roughly 400-500g. So you should be fine with it. If you can get Sirloin of wild pork, that’s even better. But don’t go hunting a boar yourself unless you have a hunting licence...

Get mushrooms that grow in the temperate climate zone. Shi Take don’t match the general taste of this meal. Porcini, chanterelles and Champignons de Paris are ok. If you dare collecting the mushrooms yourself, please show them to someone who’s familiar with them. In Switzerland there are approved mushroom-inspectors that tell you which ones are edible when you show them what you’ve got. And don’t take the red ones with the white dots, they can make you see funny colours and scary faces if you eat them. Also you might get tummy aches...

Some of the ideas I took from this website - all in German...

Samstag, 27. Oktober 2007

Amy Winehouse

I'm a music-lover. If you take a look at my profile you can see I know a band for every letter in the alphabet. I like most styles of music, from heavy metal over rock, pop, blues, electro... Mostly I like singers who really can sing, who have a very distinctive voice. Amongst my favourite singers are David Coverdale (Whitesnake, ex-Deep Purple), Fredy Mercury, Joss Stone - and Amy Winehouse.

Exactly that artist played at the sold-out Volkshaus in Zurich lately. Tickets were hard to get, and I considered going to Zurich just to see if there's a chance to get a ticket on the street.

Fortunately I didn't go.

Amy Winehouse is a 24 year old British soul singer with a 'golden voice'. In the song 'Rehab' she sings about being told to go to a drug-rehabilitation, which she refuses to do. She should better think again, otherwise she'll end up like Janis Joplin, whom she's being compared with: JJ died in 1970 at the age of 27 because of drugs.

This is - in broad strokes - what newspapers and radiostations reported about the show:

Amy Winehouse was completely caned and only able to perform 4 (!) songs in Zurich, before she was taken off stage by her worried husband. After the first two songs she left the stage for some treatment and only came back after some 10 minutes. Her band must have been very embarrassed that the show already ended after 50 minutes.

This is Amy Winehouse performing 'Back to Black' at the BBC Sessions:



And this is her performance of the same song in Zurich, totaly deranged:



A spokesman of 'Good News Entertainment', the organizer of the concert, stated that they won't invite her to Switzerland again, unless she's got herself - and especially her handling of alcohol and other dangerous stuff - under control. In my opinion that's a fair deal, since the audience must have been really upset after that 'concert'.

If you read this, Amy: I won't have a drink on you, but I really hope you're changing she lyrics of your song soon:

'They try to make me go to rehab
And I said yes, yes, yes!'

And then I'll come to your next show here in Switzerland.

Sonntag, 14. Oktober 2007

I'm alive!

Yes, of course I am. The reason for my long absence wasn't holiday - it was actually work. As we have put up the new product range for next year we had exhibitions at our company, which lead to many weekends on duty. The whole thing is over now, and I will have time to write again. Stay tuned!

Mittwoch, 5. September 2007

Don't smile!

No, really: You're not allowed to smile. Not on official identification-items such as passports and identity cards.
My old identity card was out of date and so I had to make a new one. And of course it's not enough to just ask for a new one - you have to go to the photographer's to make new pictures on which you don't smile.
Mine looks like this:

I thought there's much more potention in this little picture of which I got eight pieces on paper. So I scanned it into the computer and played around a bit.
For example: How do you like the fake smile?

And that's not enough. Take a close look at the following picture - what's wrong with it?

This is how it should be:


And here's upright - see what I did?:

As if the fake smile wasn't bad enough. Horrible, isn't it? I'll stick to the first one - and that's what I got on my identification card as well. Otherwise I might not be able to leave the country anymore. Let's see it once more. Or twice...

Sonntag, 26. August 2007

Eidgenössisches Schwing- und Älplerfest 2007

Traditional Swiss sports are somewhat down to earth. It’s nothing like chocolate-eating competitions or cheese-rubbing time-trials. Traditional Swiss sports are wrestling (Schwingen), rock-throwing (Unspunnen-Stone, 83 kg) or maybe Hurnussen (hornetting).
The latter is rather a flatland-sport, where as Swiss wrestling and rock-throwing come from the mountain areas. There are several happenings throughout the year with these sports, but the federal alpine-festival (eidgenössisches Schwing- und Älplerfest) only takes place every three years. This year it was in Aarau.
Swiss wrestling has got nothing to do with the dumb and perverted show-off fights of American wrestling. As already pointed out it’s very down to earth, and it’s not professional.

Here are some basic rules of Swiss wrestling:
- There are two types of wrestlers: ‘Sennen-Schwinger’ (shepherd-wrestler) and ‘Turner-Schwinger’ (gymnast-wrestler). The Sennen-Schwinger is one who only does wrestling and no other sports. The Turner-Schwinger is one that is in a gymnast-club and wrestling is only one sport he does. Turner-Schwinger have to be dressed in white, Sennen-Schwinger have to wear dark trousers and preferably a blue shephard’s-shirt without collar. Both types have to wear wrestling-pants with handles.
- During the fight, both wrestlers have to hold the opponents pants with at least one hand, otherwise the fight is being stopped.
- The wrestling-field is round and covered with saw-dust. Both wrestlers wipe the dust off the other ones back after the fight.
- Wrestling is a non-professional sport. No prize-money is given. At normal events the first prize is a cow-bell, at national events the winner gets a wreath.
- The winner of an event will further on be referred to as ‘bad guy’ (ein Böser) or ‘evil wrestler’ (böser Schwinger).
- The winner of the annual national Schwingfest and the even more important federal Schwingfest (every three years) is called King.
- The athletes are named the ancient Swiss way: Family name first. So this year’s King isn’t Jörg Abderhalden, it’s Aberhalden Jörg.

If you think, throwing a guy on his back with nothing but grabbing his pants, you better think again: Most athletes are at least 1.9m tall and 100kg heavy (6-footers at 220 lbs)! An athletic sports-commentator of our national radio station got flipped over in less than a second in a fun-fight on Friday!
The rules for rock-throwing are even simpler: just throw it as far as possible. The rock is so big and heavy that hardly any athlete can really throw it…
The festival attracted 200’000 people. If you have been to Aarau before, you might be able to imagine what the city looked like over the weekend: The whole city was a huge camping yard, and every green spot large enough to put on a tent was occupied. But still the festival was very peaceful. Unfortunately one athlete died because of the heat and dehydration.

Hope you enjoy the videos.





Thanks to Swissinfo.org that they put some videos on youtube!

Sonntag, 5. August 2007

Meeting a friend

Five years are a long time. Especially when you haven't seen one of your very best friends for so long.
It struck me thunder when my friend from Singapore wrote me an email not too long ago that she'd come to Europe to visit a friend in Germany and would like to spend the last weekend of her holiday at my place. I was at the ceiling!
So I took a 2-day leave from the job and drove up to Albstadt in southern Germany (Schwäbische Alb, for those who know the area) where she was staying with her childhood friend. On the way I got some chocolates at Zurich Airport, payed the beautiful town Rottweil (yes, that's where the dogs are coming from) a visit, and also the airfield Degerfeld with the infamous asloped runway that goes downhill in the western direction.
Of course, being Swiss I calculated the driving time and told her I would be there at 4 in the afternoon. And of course, being me some things didn't really work: The restaurant at the airfield, where I wonted to get a drink and maybe an ice-cream, would only open at 5 in the afternoon. So I arrived one hour early in Albstadt. So I stood there at the house, 30° C in the shade, with a bag filled with melting chocolates. I'll spare you the details about how they looked after that...
Anyway, Natasha and her childhood friend with kids arrived. Meeting a friend after a long time is something very special. I don't remember having been so happy in the past five years.

Meeting for the first time

We went out for dinner, local dishes of course, and back 'home' had a nice chat with the master of the house. The next morning hosted a very nice surprise for me: The lady of the house runs a Balinese Wellness-Studio in the basement of the house, and she offered me extensive treatment for a special "friendship-price". 90 minutes of total relaxation including a fullbody-massage!
After that we had some time to fool around a bit, take some pictures and in the afternoon we drove back to my place. After a light dinner at home we went to Lake Halwil with my parents for an ice-cream and a little walk at the lake.

Fooling around at Lake Halwil

Saturday was a surprise for my friend: One of my work-mates once spent a couple of days in Singapore, and my friend played tour-guide. And now we met my mate again in Zurich. The usual thing: Walking through the old town of Zurich (it's more beautiful than many people think!!!), souvenir-shops (travelers want to bring something home for their friends) and of course: Sprüngli!!!!! Switzerland's No. 1 chololate manufacturer, that runs several shops in town. The day ended with an italian dinner in a restaurant near my place.

Fooling around in Zurich

Sadly the next morning was departure. But only after a nice breakfast together with my parents and introducing my friends into walnut-trees and lime-trees - not the ones with the citrus fruits, but the ones where you make lime-tea from the blossoms. ;-)
Later on I drove her to the airport and we parted for the next year or so...

The sadest part

See more pictures here.

Sonntag, 29. Juli 2007

I have a daughter - NOT!!!


Village talks. Living in a village, you can't really avoid that. Everyone knows everyone, and of course somebody will always watch you at whatever you do.

When Expatraveler was in Switzerland and visited me every couple of weeks / months, people started talking about my new girlfriend. Although we were and still are good friends, that kind of relationship was out of question from the beginning on. But because I always like to confuse people a bit I took quite some pleasure in leading things in a certain direction.

A couple of weeks ago things got even funnier.

But let's start at the beginning...

Several years ago one of my uncles moved to Poland and met a woman who had a young daughter. That daughter got quite attracted by my uncles tales about Switzerland and eventually came over here to work at a farm. And since we have a big house accomodation was no problem here. The young lady liked to go out at night, and as it happens when girl meets boy she got involved into some kind of romance. Two years and a couple of visits later he finally got her pregnant - and disappeared to Lebanon, where he actually came from and knew another woman that attracted him more. So there she was in Poland, with a daughter but without a father for the kid, and decided to return to Switzerland in order to try her luck again on Swiss men. Nothing really happened this time, except that she thrown out of the appartment she lived in and moved in our place again - with the baby this time.

I don't think I really have to go into details about the rest, but according to village talk I became the father of a 1 1/2 year old daughter within just two weeks... That's even faster than it happened in the bible! ;-)

Don't they look pretty? But believe me, I wasn't the only one who was exptremly happy when they finally left after almost 2 months!

Dienstag, 26. Juni 2007

What's your password?

We all have passwords. I believe, most of us enter at least one password a day anywhere on a computer. Be it for online-banking, email-accounts or just simply our favourite newsgroup or forum. There's nothing really about that, it's normal for us, daily life.

How do we chose these passwords? I have several email-accounts, of which I use one for personal contacts, another one for online-shopping. Further accounts are used for trash, registering software where I expect spam mail sent to. For the latter of course I don't use high-security passwords, these are the simple ones. For my homepage, personal email-account and financial stuff I have a set of passwords that I've created for high security.

But here comes the point I actually wanted to get to today: PC Magazine recently published the hitlist of the most commonly used passwords in the internet. If you are using any of these log off the internet immediately, go take two Aspirins and use the site linked further down or install this addon for Firefox.

1. password
2. 123456
3. qwerty
4. abc123
5. letmein
6. monkey
7. myspace1
8. password1
9. blink182
10. (your first name)

It's hard to believe, but it's true: Number One is the word 'password'. I never thought there are so many pitiable fellas around that actually follow every word on the screen: 'Enter password' - so they enter 'password'... ;-)

It's no surprise then that number two and three are '123456' and 'qwerty'. The first real surprise comes further down: I didn't think (your first name) is ranked higher than the name of the partner/girlfriend/boyfriend or family members. And by the way: 'password1' is ranked quite high as well. A free lesson for all hackers then: When you cracked one site with (username) and 'password', try the next one with (same username) and 'password1', 'password2', 'password3'.

Just in case I've worried you now: Here are some links for a password-generator (in best German language...) and a password-checker, and that's all for free. I know, the checker-tool is from Microsoft, but don't we all trust Mr. Gates' concern for internet security? ;-)))

And tomorrow morning I request a new password for my pc at work. ;-)

Sonntag, 17. Juni 2007

Flying the Maddog - MD-83 Simulator


How does an aircraft fly that’s called Mad Dog? Just a small example: Aviation staff members at Zurich Airport know a very distinctive story about this particular airplane:

Tower:
Alitalia 194 - taxi to rwy 28, hold short

AZ194:
Ahhh, yes, taxi to rwy 28

Tower:
AZ194, cleared for take-off

AZ194:
Ahhh, two minutes, need preflight (checks)
30 seconds later:

Tower:
Alitalia 194, YOU ARE CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF NOW.

AZ194:
Ehmmm, yes, yes, take off in two minutes
…In the mean time: Rwy16 was blocked by a B737 with a flat tire, Rwy14 was overloaded, so Tower decided to take a Delta B767 from Cincinnati in on Rwy28. Its crew was exhausted after 8 hours in the cockpit…
Tower
Alitalia 194, expedite take-off, we have Delta 767 final on 28 2 miles!

AZ194:
Ahhh, we need 30 more seconds...

DL104:
Hey Spaghetti, take-off or I'll fuck you from behind!
Alitalia 194 took off like a rocket...

It’s not reported if this really happened. But still it’s a funny story. By the way: The MD-80 series has very powerful engines, so 'taking off like a rocket' is nothing special for these birds.

About a month ago I had the chance to fly such a plane at and around Zurich Airport. Well, not the real plane, but we rented a full-motion simulator at Swiss Aviation Training Center (SAT) in Zurich-Kloten. This simulator is the device they train the real pilots with. It’s basically a real MD-83 cockpit that’s mounted on a very powerful hydraulic platform. Through the windows the pilots can see the environment moving around. Of course, since the emphasis of the device is to train procedures, the graphics visible through the windows are not very good.

Here are my pictures:


Pilot in command:



Take-off:



Inflight:



Landing:



Sorry for the bad quality of the images. Obviously I wasn't able to take teh pictures myself, also it's very dark in the simulator (no windows) and the hydraulic-plattform keeps the whole thing rocking.

I had the chance to fly an Airbus A330 about 2 years ago, also at SAT. But since an Airbus is more or less a flying computer the difference to the Flight Simulator 2004 on my pc isn’t too big. But the MD83 really gets you working: No computer is helping you keeping the plane airborne. No TV-screens are providing all vital flight data at a glance. All ‘steam-gauges’, and pulling the yoke moves oil through 150 meters of hydraulic tubes. This bird really gets you working. You need to stem all your weight into the brakes to get the plane to stop at the end of the runway – even with full reverse thrust. Pulling the yoke to rotate the plane at take-off almost lifts you off the seat. There is no servo-system like in every average car today. I can only laugh at these silly movies where a child as the only survivor lands such a plane – or even a bigger one – since a 10 year old couldn’t even move the yoke or even reach the pedals…

Dienstag, 5. Juni 2007

I hope I die before I get old

Who's the oldest rock singer in the world? Well, it's definitely not Mick Jagger, since Alf Carretta could even be Mick's dad - he's 90 years old! And here's the story:

Alf likes to play Bingo. But the city council of London decided to shut down Alf's favourite bingo hall. So he turned to BBC and asked them to do something about it. But instead of making a documentation about how badly old people get treated in the UK they invited the whole old people's home where Alf lives and recorded a hard rock album. They're first single 'My Generation' - originally by The Who - has just reached the Top 30 of the British Single Charts, and the video clip has reached top scores at youtube.

Together the 40 members of the band are over 3'000 years old, with an average age of 78. You GOT to watch this - especially the old bloke at the end of the clip!!!



You have to agree with me: These are angry old people! They don't like being treated like they have been treated. And the line 'I hope I die before I get old' just becomes something else when 90 years old Alf sings it.

If you want to find out more about The Zimmers, check out these sites:

http://www.thezimmersonline.com/
http://www.myspace.com/thezimmersband

Have fun!

Mittwoch, 30. Mai 2007

Cars in the water...

The threat of global warming leads people to hilarous ideas. Over the coming weekend the G8 meeting in Germany will discuss matters like these, unfortunately not all participants agree with all ideas. Here is mine: Take what we've got, and think about new ways using it.

The British car magazine Topgear came across similar thinking. But their idea seemed to be fueled with more than just one pint of beer... Typical British humour along with some really stupid ideas - but still a BIG laugh!

Part I:


PartII:


Part III:


Part IV:


Hope you have as much fun as I had when I found this...

Freitag, 25. Mai 2007

The good new of the week

I don't have to go to hospital! That was one huge reliev when I was laying on the couch at the doctor's.

It all startet on Tuesday late evening when I almost puked my guts out. No sleep at all that night, but on Wednesday - I stayed at home that day - things seemed to improve a bit. On Wednesday evening the pains in the guts came on big time and I thought I just had an occlusion. But in the night I got diarrhea and the pain in the guts got worse.

The very next day a pharmacist refused to sell me medication against occlusion since the symptoms led him to the assumption that I had appendicitis.

DAMN!

I don't want to go to hospital! Not in this wonderful springtime. Not when they need every single employee in our company. NOT AT ALL!!!

But since my health condition got worse throughout Thursday I had to face the fact that there was probably something going horribly wrong in my belly. So this morning I called the doctor's and declared an emergency. They booked me at 9 in the morning - and I was alone with no car. The doctor is in the next village, and I couldnt possibly walk or sit on a bicycle.The pain got worse...

Fortunately my brother went to work late gave me a ride to the next Mobility car. So at least I could drive to and from the doctor's, how I would get back home was not of a major concern to me then.

So there I was on the couch, telling the doctor where it hurts - and believe it or not: 'That's just a flu...' She subscribed me some strong medication on a biological basis and told me to come again when I start to get high fever.

Lucky me. I'm home, and now that the pressure is off the pains are slowly disappearing. Walking is good, just sitting around triggers the pains again.

Montag, 14. Mai 2007

Humor in the logbook

Every registered aircraft in the world - especially those belonging to an airline - has a logbook where the pilot reports failures or occurences during the flight. In airlines these logbooks are called 'Gripe Sheets', and whenever the plane reaches its homebase mechanics check these sheets, deal with the problems quoted by the pilots and confirm and explain the solution for the problem in the gripe sheet.

For quite some time abstracts from Qantas gripe sheets occur in the internet, and the mechanic's solutions somethimes are really funny. I don't have any evidence of the accuracy of these quotes, but I had a lot of fun reading them. Have fun too!

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Montag, 7. Mai 2007

Bird causes mayhem at Zurich Airport

A runaway-bird from the zoo at Zurich causes sheer chaos at Zurich Airport - furtunately only a movie. The story: An american software-company soon releases a panel / cockpit for the Airbus 320 in Flight Simulator X. For the teaser they asked two Flight Sim buffs from Switzerland to make a movie in Flight Simulator. Here's what they came up with.



Expecially funny: The swiss accent of the controller of Zurich Aiport. Watch and laugh...

Sonntag, 29. April 2007

Flightforum Fly-In 2007

Imagine the Swiss Airforce Base at Lodrino (Ticino) with the mandatory barbwire-fence and tight security-checks at the gates. And now imagine 60+ civilian General Aviation planes landing at this Airforce Base. Impossible? Let's see...



I flew from Birrfeld LSZF (Argovia, close to Lupfig) to Lodrino. here are some sample pics, below's the link to the large file with 55 pics.


Mellingen

Dramatic views near Brauwald:

Brunnen

Rigi

Staufen


And here's the link to the complete file:

http://www.pfriedli.ch/sternflug2007/sternflug_2007_e.htm


Have fun!

Freitag, 13. April 2007

Faithless

Music is a strange business, and I’d like to think of the business-part of it for a moment: Living in Europe you get loads of American bands travelling through Europe, but many European bands – although super-stars in Europe – are mainly fresh water as soon as they leave the continent.
Roby Williams is such an example, that kid’s been trying to get into the American market ever since he left Take That in the early nineties. Another – though less famous – example is Faithless. The duo from London – with a third man behind the scenes – that’s been around for some 10 years now has revolutionized Trance, Tecno and Trip Hop with their sound-experiments. For years Faithless have been the only Techno-Trance band who played their songs live on stage with a complete band. Every album has a different key, and the new one ‘To All New Arrivals’ makes no difference: The loud Tecno-Sound known from songs like ‘Insomnia’, ‘Salva Mea’ or ‘God Is A DJ’ is gone, and the music is very relaxing now – almost with a touch of Pink Floyd. And again they’ve had a good hand in choosing the additional musicians: Where else would Cass Fox’ voice fit in better that in Faithless – and the footprints left by names like Dido didn't make that an easy task.

Last night Faithless played in Winterthur. The hall wasn't all too big, only about 2000 people. This gave the concert more the ambience of a club-concert. Maxi Jazz was at his peak again, Sister Bliss showed her typical British coolness all through the show. And as usual the show was breath-taking! Audiences in Switzerland tend to be rather standoffish, but Faithless is one of the few bands that get the laziest crowd jumping. I guess the example – taking from a show a couple of years ago – says more than a thousand words...

Dienstag, 3. April 2007

The blogger-system played a trick on me: Although I submitted the GMT-post on April 1 early morning, it was still displayed as March 31. I leave it up to you to figure out what that means... ;-)

But here is something a bit more real: Isn't it amazing what you can do with houses...

http://www.geogreeting.com/view.html?zdMgAOiq+g7p4ngS+mM4UViA+gE0J.7S+ciWY

Anyway, have fun trying it out on http://www.geogreeting.com

Sonntag, 1. April 2007

Greenwich Main Time

Time is a strange thing, as Pink Floyd already remarked in their song with that very title. The moments come and as you still try to hold them they’ve become only memories already. No-one has ever been able to conserve time, not even a single millisecond.


Some egg-heads once thought a couple of decades ago that you might save some energy by setting all clocks forward one hour in spring just to set them backwards again in autumn. Normally these time-jumps result in rising accident-rates the day after the collective clock-setting, but no-one has ever been able to count the saved energy.


Another funny thing about time is that we don’t seem to have the same time all over the world. In Zurich it might be 9 in the morning when I pour my second cup of tea at work, while in Vancouver people are just laying down for sleep. Or in Singapore the masses are heading home from their job.


But now scientists in Switzerland have come up with an idea to really save energy by re-setting the clock. Energy that’s uselessly wasted for calculations concerning different time-zones. The thought was: Why can’t Switzerland being the country with the most accurate watches and clocks be the zero-point of time?


That would make it easier to calculate different times in the world, e.g. for communicating with Singapore, Taipei, Tokyo or Vancouver. Being in the time-zone of Central Europe you first have to look up the time-difference between Greenwich in England and the desired destination-time, and then add or subtract on hour, depending in which direction the destination is. So if Switzerland was on Greenwich Main Time this adding or subtracting wouldn’t be necessary and would save just a little bit of energy.
And now this: Our beloved federal government has decided to connect Switzerland to Greenwich Main Time! In order to avoid another wave of accidents this time-switch will take effect on Easter Sunday, since Monday is public holiday in Switzerland. What seems to be a rash decision was actually planned for a long time. Just to give you an example: Microsoft has already announced that there will be updates for both Windows XP and Vista, where the Swiss capital Bern is mentioned along with Dublin, Edinburgh, Lisbon and London. And of course these updates will be available from Sunday, 8 April, in all four languages of Switzerland – German, French, Italian and for Vista also in Rumantsch – and in English.

So, just one week after the ‘regular’ switch to summertime we will have another switch to Greenwich Main Time over the Easter Weekend, which will give us back the hour they took last weekend.

Good for all Easter Bunnies in Switzerland: They can sleep one hour longer this year before they have to hide all the Easter Eggs.

Sonntag, 25. März 2007

Holzofen-Pizza

With Holzofen-Pizza you can get any woman in Switzerland and Germany. And who ever had a real Holzofen-Pizza once will probably never forget the experience and the very distincitve taste of it. Holzofen means an oven that's heated with wood. All those frozen pizza you can buy in your grocery-shop in german-speaking countries are Holzofen-Pizza, it's like 'handmade'.

In this case the Holzofen actually is the only heating in my parent's house, and when the oven is hot enough you can make pizza or bread in it. And there's a lot of space in the oven. I think when we were kids we once had 15 pizzas in the oven.

So today we had a family-gathering. Normaly thes events include my parents, my younger brother and me. But this time even my youngest brother and my sister along with her partner and her dog joined us. Mom made the dow in the afternoon while dad made the fire in the oven, and in the evening we all made our own pizza. Have fun with the photos...





En Guete!

Samstag, 24. März 2007

Vampires are alive!

No, that’s not my idea. Actually it’s René’s. But first things first...

Every year in May TV-viewers all over Europe gather together in front of their TV to watch the Eurovision Song Contest and rate the 12 finalists from different European countries. Back in the 80s Switzerland once won the contest with a Canadian artist – Celine Dion. But after that, whenever Switzerland had reached the final what we heard was something like ‘Switzerland – 0 points’. Most of the winners were slsciously dressed women and came from Eastern Europe. That’s tough for the proud Swiss soul. Actually we feared we’d lose our pride slowly...

So the word went out to find an artist who could be a worthy representative for our country and make the jury say ‘Switzerland – 12 points’ again. Of course most Swiss artist would rather go on playing in pubs and shabby gym halls than to embarrass themselves on TV all over Europe. But finally one man stood up and said: ‘I’ll do it’: It was René.

Well, most probably you’ll know René as DJ BoBo.

DJ BoBo wrote a song and a matching script for a TV-friendly show and finally presented the song ‘Vampires are alive’.

So finally we have a Swiss artist who’s willing to either lead us to glory or to instantly scuttle his glorious career – and of course you can already hear the prophecy of doom again. There is a line in the ‘Vampire’-lyrics that goes ‘Free you spirit (...) Sell your soul’ which lead some hardcore-Christians of the SEA (Christians with serious brain-damage...) to complain that the song might drive mentally unstable people into suicide. They wrote letters to several members oth the government to ban the song and asked the artist himself to change the lyrics. Here's the link to the story, in best German (sorry, ET ;-)): http://www.factum-magazin.ch/wFactum_de/aktuell/2007_03_13_DJ_BoBo_Vampire.php

Ok, first of all: The government has probably more important things to do than to decide whether a song should get international airplay or not, just because its lyrics are about fictional creatures. Our teenage-heroes were much worse - even Marilyn Manson is a tussy compared to what we used to listen to. And second: DJ BoBo is UN-ambassador against hunger, so he’d probably be the last one who wants people to follow these lyrics.

Now that the first rage has calmed a bit, let’s see what’s left: DJ BoBo is still singing his original lyrics, the Swiss government has not yet decided about the song – and probably never will – , the SEA has reached the desired popularity and we’re back in the 80’s where the P.M.R.C. tried to ban artists like Prince, Sheena Easton, WASP, Judas Priest and other bands with obscure lyrics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parents_Music_Resource_Center

Thanks chaps, I really had an incredible laugh when I read about your proclamations! Can we get back to business now? ;-)))

Montag, 12. März 2007

Paint it black... - wait, let's get some colours!!!

As I said earlier on: Spring is coming. Even I feel it now. The flowers begin to bloom and I started painting with my computer...

After a few rather embarrassing attempts I tried repainting one of my favourite airplanes in flight simulator again. The plane is an old Saab 91 Saphir, built in Sweden shortly after WWII: http://www.sibwings.com/freeware/repaint/ebed.jpg

It's not as easy as it may sound, since you can't just copy one or two photos into the repaint template. Another tricky thing is the alpha-channel. A repaint template is basically a 24-bit bitmap, and attached to it is as 8-bit black&white picture that tells the model in flight simulator how shiny the airplane should be, where the windows are and other important stuff that I don't understand too well either. This is called the alpha-channel.

And exactly this alpha-channel trapped me. Of course the paint looks good, but it's way too shiny. Actually it looks like it's covered with gelatine... Since the Saphir's been built way back in the 40's and 50's it looks a bit out of place.

But hey, we're living in the internet-age, and the producer of the sim-airplane has got a very good forum and I'm sure I'll find a proper solution for the problem.

Sonntag, 11. März 2007

Thoughts about cooking

Some say, 2 hours of cooking is too long when the meal’s eaten in only 15 minutes. I have a different opinion on that one. It really depends on the occasion, on the guests you have and on what you want to achieve.

Yes, there are times when I just put some frozen pre-prep-meal in the microwave oven. But this just happens when I had a long day and don’t want to cook and don’t want to eat bread, cheese and meat. Mostly when I cook for myself I do some Asian food in the wok or just the ordinary pasta with pre-prep gravy. Sometimes I put a steak in the oven together with rosemary and garlic. But these are rather rare exceptions. Since I’m living alone with my brother there’s not many opportunities for big cooking. Whom should I impress? Eating is basically providing the body with food. But still it’s very interesting what you can do with this oldest need of life in general.

So I prepared the Lemon Chicken with self-made roquette-pesto, and it did take 2 hours. But since it was a test for my mom’s birthday it really was worth it. I made some minor mistakes and miscounted the amounts of some ingredients, but in the end I took a very tasty meal out of the oven and was really happy with it.

Samstag, 10. März 2007

Lemon Chicken

Yesterday was one of these days when you think that everything breaks when you touch it. I ended up taking four (4!) attempts for having dinner. Later on I went to bed loaded with frustration about such a bad day - and in fact a very frustrating week at work. Even better to wake up this morning to Shanya Twain's 'Up' - 'there's no other way but up from here'. And behold: A sunny morning and no rain in sight. As I went to bed yesterday night it was pouring...

I had to get myself a new pair of trousers since I ruined my last clean pair yesterday night with half a liter of french dressing - one of my dinner-attempts - and I couldn't do any laundry before today afternoon. So I took the train to Aarau and tried my luck at an outdoor-shop first, where I had ordered two pair of pants about 6 months ago - but they still keep me waiting. Next shop was Men's Globus and finally success: The saleswoman did her job so well that I walked out with actually two pair of new trousers.

Climax of the day will be my dinner: I'll try out some special Italian meal that I will cook for the whole family on my mom's birthday in April. The main dish will be Lemon Chicken filled with self-made roquette-pesto, and sage-butter pasta. The catch is: Since the paste is spiced with sage, normal pesto made with basil would taste too pale with the ckicken. So I take roquette which adds some 'roughness' to the ckicken as well. Yet I'm not sure about the starter. A creamy soup with the rest of the roquette would probably be the easiest to make. No idea about the desert though, guess I'll just wait and see what's in the stores by mid-April that kind of fitts the main dish and the desert. I'll definitely not go for some simple fruit salat, it'll have to be something a bit more sophisticated. ;-)

Hope you're hungry too now, I'll update you when I'm through with cleaning the kitchen.

Donnerstag, 8. März 2007

Spring is coming!


Yes, finally spring is coming! Despite all prophicy of doom we didn't get any snow at the beginning of March - last year we got about 70cm at this time of year. Now we're looking at some 10° C (50° F for our American friends) and more or less dry weather. Even my Nepenthes has some spring fever: Three new, tiny weeny cans are growing, although Nepenthes are known to be rather demanding plants and not easy to handle.



In fact I did have some trouble with this plant: In the first 6 months all well-grown cans withered and died, so that i had doubts about my abilities of growing plants. But now I'm really satisfied with me and my 'baby'.


Here are two of the new cans. I couldn't take a picture of the third one, because it's hidden behind a ton of leafs.

Mittwoch, 7. März 2007

Hi everybody who reads this! I'm PFlight2000, and I'll write about all the world and his brother - mainly about the himself actually.

What's up today? After a very tiring day I'm relaxing at home, surfing the internet and listening some radio broadcast about contemporary rock music. I just browsed the site of Switzerland's biggest ticket-seller, when I ran into the ad of a Deep Purple concert coming up in Zurich later this year.

Good Lord, Deep Purple? They do still exist? Yes they do actually, although the Lord isn't with them anymore, he's been replaced by Don Airey. But since I've seen DP on their last tour with Ritchie Blackmore - must have been back in the early 90's - I didn't buy a ticket. Plus I've just bought tickets for Faithless - Insomnia, God is a DJ - in Winterthur for me and a work-mate. So I guess that will do for this year. Unless of course Whitesnake would decide to play in Switzerland again.